It's on now!!!
found it's way to my desk, I assumed it was back from her. Nope, entirely different zuchinni from an entirely different branch. Look at the sweet love letter attached:
I hope I don't really look like that. I need to raid gardens this weekend though looking for some odditiys. If you have a 2 foot string bean hiding somewhere, or perhaps a penis shaped pepper, please let me know and I will pay top dollar (not!) for it. Revenge will be had!