Water or Piss? You be the judge

So they were giving away free life water at the gas station next door today. I haven't actually tried it, but I figured I would give it a shot. I can't quite describe it. You initially think that it has no flavor, then this fake sweetener (even though the second ingredient listed is sugar) taste just slams into the back of your throat and makes your eyes squint. It equates to passionfruit piss in a bottle. Bottoms up!

I think a few comparisons would make this even more fun... Life water is to tasty, refreshing beverage as shit is to smellilicious! or as watching porn with your in-laws is a great sunday afternoon family activity. maybe even as waxing your bikini line is the ultimate in relaxation procedures.