6 words

I've seen this several places recently, so I was laying in bed last night and came up with a few of my own. Ernest Hemingway bet someone that he could write a life story in 6 words. Those six words: "for sale, baby shoes, never worn". Kinda deep I think, but mine aren't nearly so much, I'm sure my life in general isn't as deep as Hemingway's either. So here's a few of mine.

Dog shit, can't housebreak, drink instead.
Once again, the diet starts Monday.
Shouldn't have chosen career at 18.