A guy walks into my office...

Him: You know, I finally figured out this whole server thing is your fault...

Me: How?

Him: You corrupted the database on the server.

Me: How?

Him: By restarting it this morning...

Me: But that's what you told me to do, it was locked up.

Him: Well, you didn't do it right...

Me: *frown and gape*

Him: But I'm not blaming you...