Sally 2.0

Remember Sally Jesse Raphael circa 1986? Yes, I am equally haunted by everything about this picture
How many people did you know with those big round red glasses though? Everyone! They had to have them. It was like John Lennon's little round glasses in the 70's. Finally, a woman wearing a major fashion statement on her face. Well, guess who's the new Sally Jesse with the fashion statement on her face?



Yup, none other than Alaska's first lady. There is currently a 2 month waiting period for these square rimless cuties that she's wearing. At least these appear to be much more flattering to the general public than the original Sally Jesse.