Dear Sleep,
What has happened to us lately? We used to get along so well and be so close. We would hang out at least 8 hours a night, more on the weekends. I feel neglected. I feel like I call on you at night to be with me and you instead fart in my face. We have only spend a couple hours per night together the last couple weeks and this is unnatural in our relationship. I talked to Alcohol saturday night and he said you guys were still friends, so the three of us all spent a few hours together Saturday night, but I don't know that I want Alcohol over every night (sometimes he's a bad influence on the pets). Is there something we can work out so we can spend more time together? Prompt (before I go insane!) response would be great.
L-
11 years ago
4 equal yet different opinions:
great post, too funny!
yea, i'd love to get more zzzzzzzzz
s too! cute blog!!
I'll loan you some of mine.
I'm hanging out with Michelob Classic Dark right now, hoping he'll put a good word in for me with Sleep. I ought to remind myself later that Oolong Tea and her friends Aloe Green Tea and Coke Zero don't get along with Sleep, and that it's not a good idea for me to try to see them all on the same day.
PS: I'll tell Michelob to pass on the message for you. If he won't comply, I might be seeing [yellow tail] Merlot sometime tonight.
Sleepless nights? Have hubby build you an awesome bed every girl dreams of.
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