Dear Old Navy....

You are the root of all things evil. I fell in love with a cardigan on your site several days ago. Since you no longer offer your 'cardigans annonymous' classes, I was unable to resist. I have been thinking about this cardigan for quite some time and when I go to check it out today, I notice you're having a stuff and save sale. Several years ago, due to my cardigan problem, I gave up my old navy card, however I am quite disappointed to see that your stuff and save sale is for card holders only. Not 'former card holders with no self control when it comes to cardigan sales'. 20% off is a big deal to me in this economic crisis. I felt like it was worth it to get the card again, my 'instant' credit limit is $200, how much trouble can that cause? When I look to the top of my browser, I remember that I can now single check out with gap and br. Thanks for ruining my non-clothes buying trend over an argyle cardigan.