Oh, it's on now!!!

Yeah, my neighbor... who scrubbed my house last weekend... I just saw him walking away from my front porch a few minutes ago. Thought it was strange, didn't ring the doorbell, I just heard the door shut. I waited a few minutes to see if he would come back. Then I got curious, so I went to the front porch to see if he left something. Here's what I found:







uh-huh... you know what's inside there don'tcha? What have I done to deserve having the nicest neighbor ever? I want to be the nicer neighbor! Just let me cut your grass each week in peace! Don't even thank me anymore. Scrubbing my house was way more than enough, I know how much Omaha Steaks cost and mowing your yard isn't worth that much! He's totally trying to nice-top me and I can't take it!